– Well, the NBA Playoffs are heating up. Tomorrow the Bulls and the Knicks will play Game Seven of their Conference semifinal. Here with a perspective are Chicago radio personalities, The Super Fans. [cheers and applause] – Thanks, Kevin. Well the two teams are tied 3-3, and it’s been an exciting series, and I’m sure […]
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Overly Excited Tourist Finds #DicksEverywhere
– You know honey, I’ve been all over this great country, this which way, that which way. And one thing I’ve learned is there’s dicks everywheres! Come take a look at some of my favorite dicks in the whole Untied States. (chipper music) Portland, Origin is known for its vibrant art scene. (lips smack) Toly […]
Overly Excited Tourist Is Looking For Drugs In Baltimore
– Good morning children. I’m in Bulbasaur, Meryl Streep. Home of crabs. Let’s go see if we can score some drugs, and have a good time. (upbeat music) Whoa baby boy, look at the size of this manument. They say its 100 feet big, and it’s based… oh it’s based on a massacre, that’s less […]
Was Man Really Meant To Journey To The Heavens?
[Ted in voiceover] October, 1987, 2 PM, space. Space Shuttle commander Lawrence Yeti performs routine maintenance on the hull of the Shuttle Enterprise. Suddenly he feels a cough coming on. He coughs. A moment later his feet fall asleep. The readings on his body-ometer confirm the worst. Space fever. Yeti needs to get back into […]
Overly Excited Tourist Freaks Out In Philadelphia
– Aliens, I’m in Pennsadelphia, Philavania. Home of the Rookie movies. Let’s go get us a classic Philly cheese plate, and have a good time. (bell chiming) Holy snopes, holy snopes, holy snopes, are you joking my big ass? Whoa baby boy, Brad Franklin. Inventor of the $100 bill. Hi honey from the money. Are […]
