Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

Trump And Putin’s Weekend In Paris

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FRIDAY!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) GIVE IT UP FOR YOURSELF. WE MADE IT! I HOPE EVERYONE HAS BIG PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND. DONALD TRUMP DOES. HE’S GOING TO PARIS. OR AS TRUMP DESCRIBES IT: >>PARIS IS NO LONGER PARIS.>>Stephen (AS TRUMP): ” YOU […]

Weekend Update on Doug Jones Defeating Roy Moore – SNL

Weekend Update on Doug Jones Defeating Roy Moore – SNL

>>Announcer: IT’S “WEEKEND UPDATE” WITH COLIN JOST, AND MICHAEL CHE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>HI. HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.>>WELCOME TO “WEEKEND UPDATE.” I’M MICHAEL CHE.>>I’M COLIN JOST. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>>CONGRATULATIONS TO ALABAMA’S NEWEST SENATOR, NOT ROY MOORE. CHOORG CHEERING THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT HIS NAMEPLATE IS IN THE SENATE. DOUG JONES HAS BECOME THE […]