Restaurant Etiquette

Restaurant Etiquette

father what I want to go out to Pete today Michael no restaurant with you Mario Oh penis no last time you throw a chicken you didn't tip and you let that two-year-old kid run all over the place screaming where'd you get that kid anyway shall we discuss that over a bloomin onion no Mario you don't know anything about restaurant etiquette etiquette what is that French food that sounds delicious let's try one going out to eat at a restaurant can be a little fun you don't have to cook you don't have to clean up and you got to try food that you can't make yourself Bubba I don't think we have the right ingredients for gumbo but eating out of the social experience this means you'll be interacting with other people when I eat I like to take off my shirt and my shoes and put my plate on my stomach and what still risen Ellen you should probably stay home there are three main kinds of people at the restaurant besides me yes beside you the waiter that's the person that takes your order the cook that's the person that makes your food and other customers those are the annoying people at the other tables who talk too loud and order the last paper the special you one day I'll stop it this is the problem you need to be nice to all three of those kinds of people to have good restaurant etiquette I don't think I know how to do that it's easy little Street groups of people no don't yell at any of them don't throw things at any of them hmm don't take food from any of them I can't exclude from the way there yeah you could take food from him then let's break down the restaurant experience being seated is easy you just have to remember two things if a hole shows you you take do not go and sit at a table on the other side of the room hmm if you don't see yourself do not sit in a chair that has another customer in it hmm water in your food is where many people make restaurant etiquette mistakes the wait is waiting on lots of people at the same time so you shouldn't do this hey I want cheeseburger I wanted me but all this I don't care this an Italian restaurant I won't breathe oh all this when dressing on the side and sub bread for beef then so beef for pizza and instead of cheese on that pizza about chicken wings on that pizza now read those notes back and make sure you got the right buddy all the nice people at the restaurant might do this minimu this is my favorite part I know how to do this you do do you remember why we got banned from the IHOP father please help me with my etiquette I want you to do the fresh and fruity oh if there's silver lay on the table do not eat your food with your hands even pizza now you can eat pizza with your hands how about gumbo no eat the food that's on your plate do not eat the food off the plate of the people in the table next to you hmm if you have to go to the bathroom during your meal do not take your plate of food in with you this is the easiest pun just pay and leave but you have to do both you can't leave and not pay and you can't pay and not leave or eventually the nice restaurant will call the police and you will go to jail and that's it and you should take your waiter dang it I thought you were going to forget that part it's that easy follow those simple tips for good restaurant etiquette and you could eat out with the peace of mind that the restaurant won't send you to jail I'm not chanting it I've been in the system I am having burritos delivered Mario would you put your shirt and shoes back on please you know you have to have good etiquette with the delivery guy too right I mean have to pay tip and be nice to him and then he leaves yeah what are we the Kennedys all of a sudden would you put a shirt on and answer the door please you put a shirt on ma-ma-ma-ma-ma

40 thoughts on “Restaurant Etiquette

  1. 3:01 He’s not even embarrassed to say Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N’ Fruity! Mario should’ve worn a pair of fake mustache and nose glasses.

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  3. 0:38 I REALLY want to see him try to make gumbo with meatball Hot Pockets, hot dogs, watermelon, cherry tomatoes, pineapple, wheat bread, and PAM. 🙈

  4. I think these silly how-to videos and PSAs were some of the most clever stuff Glove and Boots ever did. I was hooked on stuff like the candy crush saga video and few things really compared to that era of your videos. I think that's where the heart of the show really was.

  5. The only reason we have to tip is because they don't get big paychecks, but they don't get big paychecks because they make so many tips.

  6. To all the people that are disrespectful to any worker… would you disrespect them if they weren't at work? What if the safety you feel that they wont hit you was gone because they might lose their job or be arrested, well it's the same you still can get beat up by a worker just the same as by a stranger on the street. Remember that next time you begin to act wreckless to these people.

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