Sun Wukong: I didn’t ask to be born perfect. I demanded it. Wukong: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! Erlang: Wai-
Wukong: AHHH! Kuanyin: If what I think is happening… Is happening.. It better not be. Buddha: I sentence him to ten years in prison. Wukong: Well, Your Honour, maybe I can…change your mind~ B: Twenty years. Kuanyin: Why didn’t you come last night? It was so fun. Wukong: Kuanyin, you know damn well why I didn’t come! So, shut the hell up you shady bi- Tripitaka: Dude, I got you a friendship bracelet. Wukong: Nice! Put it on me! Tripitaka: Man, do you have any shaving cream? Wukong: No, I don’t like the way that it tastes. T: Wait, you eat shaving cream? W: No? Why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste? Sandy: Wukong! The building’s on fire. Wukong: Like…how big is the f*king fire? S: Big. W: Okay… Sandy: Pigsy, this is a crime scene! Pigsy: What?! Is this the murder weapon?! Get off my dick! Tripitaka: Let me see what you have. Wukong: A knife!