Cary teaches you how to time travel

Cary teaches you how to time travel


You want to learn how to time travel, I can sense it. Well, I’ve been time traveling for years, but you look too inexperienced. Sorry, kiddo. Hold up! This restaurant’s dessert has been poisoned, and a baby is crawling to go eat it! Well, *sigh* a precious life is on the line, and I’ll need an assistant to save it, so it’s your lucky day. I’ll teach you how to time travel! First rule: Don’t do anything until the clock says it’s time. The clock doesn’t mess around. So, here goes! If you’re watching this video on a computer, pressing J or L will warp you 10 seconds backward or forward in time. Oh, god! Since when did this baby know how to run?! Anyway, if you’re instead watching on your phone, sorry, this effect isn’t gonna work. Come back when you have access to a computer. The baby’s getting close, so we need to act now! I’m gonna time-freeze the baby, and you will warp forward the cake’s age. Three, two, one, go! You never listen to me. Well, inexplicable rift in space time happening in three, two, one… Whoa! Baby doesn’t want to chow down on the now rotten, smelly cake? We saved its life! Oh, the baby wants to drink vodka now. That’s no good, the legal age is 21. I think you’ve learned enough, I’ll leave this one up to you. hopefully you never see this cary is dumb Perfect! He’s 22 and is enjoying the booze! Yikes, now he’s hungover. Let’s warp him out of it. Crap! Now the baby’s 50 too old to party, We gotta warp backward. You’re seriously gonna disobey me again. R I P B A B Y 2 0 1 9 – 2 1 1 8 He’s dead. What a tragedy. ‘Tis the fate of a time traveler to witness every youngster die of old age. Second Rule: Never become attached to the children you assist. That being said, you made good progress. But there one last skill I wanna teach you: O V E R L A P P I N G T I M E L I N E S Buckle up! Press L. hopefully nobody sees this too, i once drank water out of a jar that had been collecting dust for 3 months, and puked after. Nice one! You’re doing well. I’m gonna get some coffee, please ignore everything my animatronic clone says. Y O U copycat. Now press it again. Thanks for ignoring the clone, one final command. Press L. Give J another press. :0 Excellent job so far! Let’s turn it around and press J. It’s gonna be hard to top that flawless run. Out of hundreds of my students, nobody has performed overlapped timelines as well as you just did. Use your newfound powers for good. Never use them for evil. Oh, and one last lesson, press J every time you see this red dot hit the wall. Repeat that until you reach the beginning. Ready? Go! Thanks for watching! – Caption by Christina Hamilton (also helped with grammar), Davi12345 (sorry, i just continued your captions), Xander (spelling & minor edits)

100 thoughts on “Cary teaches you how to time travel

  1. Vid starts with
    You
    He says dessert
    He says and
    Then around
    Then run
    Then he said gonna
    I'll just not add these but then never
    Well you know he Rick rolled us by time traveling backwards at the end

  2. Cary: computer phone
    Me: uses iPad and presses twice
    Cary: Wait. That’s illegal
    Cary: wait that’s illegal

  3. For people saying: Cant I iust double tap on phone? Well for ME it isn't gonna be as precise as a computer/laptop

  4. Sooo you have drank water out of a jar that has been collecting dust for 3 mothns and puked after. Okay.

  5. Hahahahahah i get it now when at the end it says click J when it hits the whall it says never gonna give you up never gonna let u down thats funny

  6. Okay but what if the clock isn't there aka not in the video? Because I am going to time travel but most videos don't have a clock.

  7. 1:57 I once drank water out of a jar that had been collecting dust for 3 months, and puked after
    Wow nice

    Edit:that face like a pac-man

  8. this is the most creative and most original video i have ever seen im not even joking im leaving a sub and like

  9. did you ever watch YouTube in phone? you needed to know that this option of backward or forward 10 seconds in the video is more often in phone..

  10. I did it perfectly first time yay
    Never gonna give yu up never gonna let you down never gonna run and dessert you

  11. To do this on a phone or iPad double tap on the right to go 10 seconds forward and double tap on the left to go 10 seconds backwards.

  12. I just realized on phones if you double tap The screen on the screen it does The same effect of when you press j and L on a computer

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