Belize City, Belize | Caribbean Cruise Port of Call

Belize City, Belize | Caribbean Cruise Port of Call


Hey guys! Welcome to Belize! It’s a bit overcast today What’s wrong with you? Nothing. I’m smoking Are you excited about going to see a Mayan ruin? Yeah. Lunch is provided so I’m assuming it’s a Belizean lunch Ok. Well let’s go to the Mayan ruins Would you like to be a Mayan? No Why? *unintelligible whinging about rocks and heat* It’s very hot That girl has an umbrella, she has the right idea Denis Did you get to the edge? Did you get to the edge over there? You did not. I didn’t see you! You were too busy sitting down after climbing up the stairs Right, come on, I’m going back down What are they up to at all? The Mayans must have been wrecked with the heat It’s very warm This is the famous Jade Head They had a Jade House in Waterford but that closed Very upsetting Denis Can you Belize how hot it is? He found that funny He laughed, he laughed Can you see any wildlife David? Birds and a lot of butterflies and a giant grasshopper We’re here in the Belizean jungle and that’s the toilet there behind us And I’m afraid to go in incase there’s snakes Oh there’s a man there They’ve got a basketball court in the jungle It’s very Pablo Escobar Denis What? Do you Belize in a thing called love? Hey Denis I Belize I can fly That’s not funny Denis What? Do you Belize in magic? Fuck off Such a sap Denis What? Do you Belize in life after love? Go way! So that’s all from Belize, we’ve had a lovely day Denis say goodbye Bye Denis

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